Our Favourite Rope & Netting Jokes

If you’ve taken the time to browse the Renco Nets website then you’ll be aware that we’re serious about the production of high-quality nets and ropes. For more than 25 years we’ve been specialising in the creation of safe and durable netting supplies for a range of industries. Still, we find the time to wind down and have a good laugh every now and then.

It’s in this spirit that we present our run-down of the most hilarious rope and netting jokes.

So, in no particular order …

My local bank manager asked me “what’s your net worth?”

I told him that I don’t own a net.

There was a hush in the crowd as I leapt high and headed the ball straight into the back of the net. The adrenaline surged as I ran over to the coach in celebration.

Much to my surprise, the coach gave me a look of disappointment. “Let’s go over the rules of volleyball one more time” he said.

What’s the name of the lady who stands between two goalposts?

Annette

Why did the mermaid swim into the angler’s net?

He had allure

How does a fisherman ask a woman on a date?

Would you like to net fish and krill?

What do you call a rope that tightens itself?

Self-taut

I went for a job interview but turned the offer down

The net pay wasn’t good enough

A journalist is sentenced to death and taken to the gallows. There’s great consternation as the hangman tells the crowd that he’s run out of rope.

“I guess no noose is good news” says the journalist.

What do you call a tangled knot in space?

An Astro-knot

What do you have to do when employing someone new?

Show them the ropes

Donald Trump goes on a canal boating holiday and attempts to tie the boat to the canal bank. Minutes later he looks on in shock as the boat runs free.

Fake noose

You can’t hang a man with a wooden leg.

You need a rope

What calculation does a butter company use for its revenues?

Net margarines

And that’s a wrap folks.

Just remember that Renco Nets are the first-choice suppliers of tailor-made ropes and nets. Whether you have a need for polypropylene rope or polyethylene netting, we can be trusted to deliver. It’s no joke.

Give us a call on +44 (0) 1469 575 804 or email netting@renco.co.uk for a seriously reassuring chat about your buying choices.